Year: 2012

Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships…

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies. The brunette says, “My baby’s going to be a boy.”…

A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has…

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula for water?” “Sure. That’s easy,” said one man. “What is it?”…

A little boy fellow came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, “Who am I?”…

Paul got a part time job at the Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail. Paul…

“You were speaking much too long on the phone just now, Miss Ponsonby,” said Mr.Jones. “But it was a business call, Mr. Jones.” “Well, please…

The caterer was consulting with a woman about throwing a birthday party for her 72-year-old husband. “Is it a surprise?” the caterer asked. “Oh, no,”…

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says, “Hey, don’t…

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that…