Year: 2012
Saturday at the show
The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a great time Saturday. I’ve got three tickets for the show.” “Why do we need three?” asked the…
Tight as …
Fred was well known for his cheapness and his “eye for a bargain.” One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his…
Accident Insurance
An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Never,” the cowboy…
Court
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!” “Why?” asked the Judge. “Because you’ve had it…
The Sensitive Australian Male
Three Aussie blokes — Mongrel, Coot and Bluey — are working up on an outback mobile phone tower. As they start their descent, Coot slips,…
Animal Husbandry
One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of “Animal Husbandry” and said, “Did you…
The Irish – Politically Incorrect as usual
Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you…
