The Blonde Cowboy
The Sheriff in a small town walks out into the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots. So he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking the cowboy up, the sheriff asked, “Why in the world are walking around like this?”
“Well, it’s like this, Sheriff,” the cowboy explained. “I was in the saloon down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to out to her home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt … so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull of my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts … so I did.
“The she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now, go to town, Cowboy…!’
And here I am.”