Can You Relate?

A man arrived home from work at his usual hour to find it had not been one of his wife's better days. Nothing he said or did was right.

Around seven o'clock, he suggested that he go outside, pretend to have just gotten home from work, and start their evening all over again.

His wife agreed.

He went outside, returned with a big smile, and announced, “Honey, I'm home!”

She scolded, “And exactly where have you been? It's after seven o'clock!”