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Archive of : November, 2012

Clunk

An auto mechanic received a repair order that read “Check for clunking sound when going around corners”. Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk....

Chores

The husband got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he’d been putting off for weeks. He’d cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her window,...

Can You Relate?

A man arrived home from work at his usual hour to find it had not been one of his wife’s better days. Nothing he said or did was right. Around seven o’clock, he suggested that he go outside, pretend to have just gotten home from work, and start their...

This Could Happen To You!

This could happen to you: I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other bathroom stall saying, “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,...