Month: July 2012

Repairs

Within two weeks of moving into a new house, the homeowner had to call an electrician, a roofer and a carpenter. One afternoon he returned…

Moving

A man was bumping over an excuse for a road in his four-wheel-drive, way out in the Australian outback, when he saw an Aborigine carrying…

Empty?

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27. She goes and checks, and comes back to…

Wonderful mind

“Oh Gosh,” sighed the wife one morning, “I’m convinced my mind is almost completely gone!” Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, “I’m…