Little Johnny heard the word “whorehouse” during recess and later asked his father what it meant.
Dad was shocked. “Well, uh, John, that’s a place where men go to, uh, to have a good time.”
Johnny replied, “I wanna go there. I wanna go there!”
Dad insisted that Johnny was too young.
But on Saturday night, when Johnny’s dad and some of his friends headed to Mable’s for “a good time,” Little Johnny secretly followed them.
Once Dad and his buddies had been inside a while, Little Johnny knocked on Mable’s front door. She opened the door and was surprised to see an eight-year-old standing there. “Yes?” she asked.
“I’m here for a good time!” said Little Johnny.
Since Mabel had a heart of gold (of course!), she invited him inside, gave him three donuts, and then sent him on his way home.
Johnny took his time going home and arrived home well after his dad.
“Johnny, where have you been? It’s late!” demanded his father.
“I went to Mabel’s whorehouse, Daddy!”
Dad blanched. “You did? Umm, how was it?”
Johnny said, “Well, I managed the first two with no problem, but I just licked the third one!”