Archive of : July, 2012


IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can’t count your hair 2. U can’t wash your eyes with soap 3. U can’t breathe when your tongue is out

Having a baby

The boss gives him the day off. Two days later Jimmy walks into work and the boss asks, “Hey Jimmy, was it a boy or a girl?” Jimmy says, “We won’t know for nine months.”]]>

Little Johnny Joke No. 2,463

Irish ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’

“You’ve done very well so far,” said the show’s presenter, “but for $1 million you’ve only got one lifeline left – ‘phone a friend’. Everything is riding on this question……will you go for it?” “Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!” “OK. The question is: which of the following...

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Hearing Aid