Month: July 2012

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Impossibilities

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can’t count your hair 2. U can’t wash your eyes with soap 3. U can’t breathe when your tongue…

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Having a baby

Jimmy says to his boss, “Sir, I need tomorrow off. My wife is going to have a baby.” The boss gives him the day off….

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Little Johnny Joke No. 2,463

Little Johnny heard the word “whorehouse” during recess and later asked his father what it meant. Dad was shocked. “Well, uh, John, that’s a place…

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Irish ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’

Mick appeared on the Irish version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” and towards the end of the program had already won $500,000. “You’ve…

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Little Johhny

Little Jimmy is walking past his parents’ bedroom and the door is open. He looks in and says to them, “And you think you sent…

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Presents

Last Christmas my wife gave me a new iPad. We gave the two boys an iPhone each and the two daughters an iPod each. I…

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Lazy

A foreman had ten very lazy men working for him. One day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve…

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Expecting

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explained, “my wife’s expecting.” “Oh…” said the…

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Children

Question: Should I have a baby after 35? Answer: No, 35 children is enough.

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Hearing Aid

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he…

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