Two Sisters

Mrs. Shapiro, the matchmaker, went to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years.

“Mr. Cohen, don't wait too long. I know just the woman for you. Just say the word and you'll be married in no time,” she told him.

“Don't bother,” replied Cohen, “I've got two sisters at home who look after all my needs.”

“That's all well and good,” said Mrs. Shapiro, “but, Mr. Cohen, all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife.”

Cohen replied, “I said I had ‘two sisters' at home. I didn't say they were my sisters!”