Month: May 2012

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Biker Nanny

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker’s…

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Statues

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across…

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Celebrity Bad Humor (the British version)

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge. Suddently and without warning, Kylie trips and get her head stuck between the…

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Truth

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very…

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More

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the…

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Crossing

A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one…

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Glasses

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady, it stipulates here…

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Truths about growing old

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. When you fall down, you…

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Football

A college football coach was holding tryouts for the team one day, and a huge, hulking freshman showed up on the field and said he’d…

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Sea captain

Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships…

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