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Archive of : May, 2012

Video: Redneck Incinerator

Name: Redneck Incinerator Category: Jokes, slips and funny things Date Added: 30 May 2012 – 11:14 AM Submitter: Jenolan Short Description: None Provided View Video

Biker Nanny

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker’s door. A big hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. “She proclaims, “I want to join your club.” The guy was...

Statues

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when, one day, a fairy godmother comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the...

Celebrity Bad Humor (the British version)

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge. Suddently and without warning, Kylie trips and get her head stuck between the railings. With a couple of quick sideways glances, Robbie pulls down her panties and shags her senseless. Finished, he stands back, turns to Elton...

Video: Toyota Supra Drifting Unbuttons A Girl’s Shirt.

Name: Toyota Supra Drifting Unbuttons A Girl’s Shirt. Category: Jokes, slips and funny things Date Added: 12 May 2012 – 04:18 PM Submitter: Jenolan Short Description: None Provided View Video

Truth

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” even when you don’t know anything. The boy decides to go home and...

More

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze...

Crossing

A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing. As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one...

Glasses

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses.” “Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied. “Look lady, I don’t care who you know,”...

Truths about growing old

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that...