Month: April 2012

Scottish kiss

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, when the lass…

The noisy drummer

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter…

Secretary

The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang. “You must answer the telephone,” he told her irritably….

Murder mystery

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The…

Happy marriage

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the…

Dog’s Life

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are…

Sale

A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 cents each — three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t…

Big Snake

A big Texan ambles into a Dallas men’s room and does a double-take at the little guy standing at the next urinal. He’s holding his…

Clothing options

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you…

Deaf Golf

A man was about to tee-off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card…