There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
You can never have enough of too much
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
A person is smart, people are stupid
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
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