In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
A person is smart, people are stupid
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
You can never have enough of too much
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
