Month: April 2012

Exercise For Seniors

Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so we’re passing it on….

Brothel quickie

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the…

Train exhibitionist

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the…

Cheap booze

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar –…

Horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which…

Smart dog

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse attached around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there…

The Doctor

There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend. “Do you mean to…

Three wishes (another)

An old man with a cue ball sized head is sitting at the bar. “Excuse me,” says the guy next to him. “I don’t mean…

Gas

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the…

Kite

A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He keeps throwing it into the air, where the wind catches it for…