Month: April 2012

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Exercise For Seniors

Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so we’re passing it on….

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Brothel quickie

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the…

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Train exhibitionist

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the…

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Cheap booze

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar –…

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Horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which…

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Smart dog

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse attached around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there…

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The Doctor

There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend. “Do you mean to…

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Three wishes (another)

An old man with a cue ball sized head is sitting at the bar. “Excuse me,” says the guy next to him. “I don’t mean…

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Gas

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the…

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Kite

A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He keeps throwing it into the air, where the wind catches it for…

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