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Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

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Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

Working on it …

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

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Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

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They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

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A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

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He is all of them. And he is one of us.

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Should I shut up now?

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ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

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Code is poetry

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Blatherings

Interns

Jenolan 8 March 2012 0 446

The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn't believe it: The nurse's hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment, one of her breasts was hanging out of the open front of her uniform!

“Miss Jennings! How can you account for parading around the hospital not only looking like a derelict, but with your breast exposed!”

“Oh,” said the nurse, as she stuffed her breast into her uniform, “It's those darn interns! They never put anything back when they're through using it!”