If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

You can never have enough of too much

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Code is poetry

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Should I shut up now?

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

A person is smart, people are stupid

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

« Beware the Dark Forest »

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

Working on it …

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

Blatherings

Blonde Joke No. 169

Jenolan 20 March 2012 0 636

A blonde bought a new car and took her brunette friend for a ride. Suddenly, another car pulled out right in front of them. The blonde bent down and put her lips to the steering wheel. “The frightened brunette yelled, “What the hell do you think you're doing?” The blonde calmly replied, “Blowing the horn.”