Month: March 2012

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Yard Sale

A woman was taking her time browsing through a yard sale. She told the hostess, “My husband is in the car and he’s going to…

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Blonde Joke No. 169

A blonde bought a new car and took her brunette friend for a ride. Suddenly, another car pulled out right in front of them. The…

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Aussie Military Humor … or… Aussie Political Humor

A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of…

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Don’t Accept A Ride…

A 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him. “I’ll give you a bag of candy if you get…

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At The Cemetery

Three Irishmen — Paddy, Sean and Seamus — were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led…

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Hunting Wabbits …er … Rabbits

Paddy went rabbit hunting with the village pastor. Paddy watched with fascination as the pastor held his finger over a rabbit hole and soon, out…

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Timing

A professional photographer, at a friend’s house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed….

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In The Family Way

Consuelo, a Mexican maid in Orange County, California, announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco, that she was quitting. When Mrs. Blanco asked why, Consuelo replied,…

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Swapping prisons

Two convicts are working on a chain gang. “I heard the warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on cellblock D,” the first con…

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LA Lawless

A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting…

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