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A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

You can never have enough of too much

Should I shut up now?

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

A person is smart, people are stupid

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Code is poetry

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

« Beware the Dark Forest »

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

Working on it …

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

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For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

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Texas Baby

Jenolan 11 January 2012 0 535

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces,his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of “WOW”! were heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, “Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?”

The proud father answers, “Seventeen pounds.”

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. “What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth.”

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised.”