Naming The Kidlet

A friend noticed Mary Lou was pregnant.

She asked Mary Lou's 4-year-old son if he was excited about the new baby.

“Yes!” replied the lad, to his mother's surprise, “and I even know what we're going to name it.”

“Really?” asked the woman.

“Yup! If it's a girl we're gonna call her ‘Christina,' and if it's another boy we're gonna call it ‘Quits'!”