You can never have enough of too much

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

A person is smart, people are stupid

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

Code is poetry

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

Working on it …

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

Should I shut up now?

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

« Beware the Dark Forest »

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

Blatherings

Animal Husbandry

Jenolan 5 January 2012 0 491

One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of “Animal Husbandry” and said, “Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?”

She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, “Really? Prove it!”

He frowned, said, “Okay”. Then left the bedroom.

An hour later, he returned, all tired and sweaty, and said: “I know that the cow and the sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, it's hard to tell!”