Year: 2011

Beer

A woman walks into a tavern, sits up at the bar and orders a Pilsner. She drinks it down and then “BAM” she passes out….

Look it up

He: If you give me your number, I could call you sometime. She: It’s in the book. He: Great! What’s your name? She: That’s in…

Same old story

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel…

Getting older

Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, “Women have all the luck…

New car

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in…

Under the kilt

The American tourist stood staring at the highland sentry standing guard outside Edinburgh Castle. After a few minutes she went up to the sentry and…

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Snow

Upon leaving Athens, one vacationer approached the captain of the cruise ship and asked, “What’s that white stuff on those mountains in the distance?” The…

How are you?

Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighbouring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, “Timmy, would you go…

Milk the cow

The farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old buddy who is a tractor sales man. How is it going? Asks the…

Clean shit … errr … shave

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave…