Month: December 2011

Hiring a cashier

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants – one of which would get…

Jack and Jill

Jack had a blind date with Jill to the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After…

Careful What You Ask For

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live…

Golfers

One golfer said to another, “Guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!” “Great trade!” replied the other golfer.

Corporate Study

After a two-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America’s recreational preferences. The sport of choice for male unemployed or…

An Irish Drunk

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving…

Paddy versus Jamie

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose…

Irish Poker

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses 500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at…

Make of money … err

A skinhead was window shopping with his girlfriend when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewellery store window. “Wow, I’d sure love to…

Fast

A pair of eagles was flying over the Rockies when a jet dashed by. “Christ,” said one, “look at that son of a gun move!”…