Month: December 2011

New age farming

Jokes Posted on 4 December 2011 We are happy to share with you a collection of funny jokes updated daily. As always, we appreciate your…

Tattoo

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right…

Burial at sea

Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle they would bury him at sea when he died. Their uncle had been a seafaring…

Finding a Christmas tree

The blonde couldn’t find a Christmas tree in the woods. So she said, “The next tree we see, we’ll cut it down whether it’s decorated…

Wedding dress

A son asked his mother the following question: “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies:”Son, this shows your…

Constipation

A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I haven’t had a bowel movement in a week!” The doctor gives him a prescription…

Tradesmen

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job,” he said and…

Book buying

A man goes into Waterstones and asked the young lady assistant: “Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?” “I’m not…

Gloves for the wifey

“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.” “Will this…

Wabbits

Two rabbits were chased by a pack of wolves into a dense thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said,…