Month: December 2011

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general…

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The women…

Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult. So he decided to send checks to…

TI saved my mistress’ phone number as “LOW BATTERY”. Now, whenever she calls and I’m not around, my wife plugs my phone into the charger.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on…

an old man went to a beach and say a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her”can i feel…

Picture England, it’s the early evening on a regular muggy day, a light drizzle splashes on the street. A drunkard leans on the gate in…

On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband. “Since we’re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this:…

“I think I have a problem, Doc,” says a patient. “One of my balls has turned blue.” The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes…

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The “i-Tit”…