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Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

Working on it …

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We have met the enemy, and he is us.

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

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A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

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For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

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A person is smart, people are stupid

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

Should I shut up now?

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

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Jenolan 2 December 2011 0 534

A woman walks into a tavern, sits up at the bar and orders a Pilsner. She drinks it down and then “BAM” she passes out. The regulars not being ones to miss an opportunity, take her into the back room and have sex with her, then prop her up in the alley.
The next day the same woman comes in, sits at the bar and orders a Pilsner. BAM she passes out and the boys take her into the back room again and have sex with her, then put her into the alley.
The third day the same woman walks in and sits at the bar, and the bartender says “would you like a Pilsner today”? She replies “No more Pilsner, make it a draft, that Pilsner makes my pussy sore”.