Month: December 2011

A farmer passes by an insane asylum with a load of fertilizer. One of the inmates calls out, “Hey! Watcha hauling?” “Fertilizer.” “Whadaya gonna do…

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. “Flaherty, could you not have raced…

A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class joker…

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out…

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was Onestone. He hated that name and asked everyone not to…

A young guy goes to the Job Centre in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he wants to…

She burst into the office and shouted. “Doctor, I can’t stand it! You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong!” He slowly surveyed her from head…

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly,…

One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her teen age children of their thank-you note duties. As a result…

An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having…