Month: December 2011

Posted in Blatherings

Strawberries

A farmer passes by an insane asylum with a load of fertilizer. One of the inmates calls out, “Hey! Watcha hauling?” “Fertilizer.” “Whadaya gonna do…

Continue Reading
Posted in Blatherings

Racing

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. “Flaherty, could you not have raced…

Continue Reading
Posted in Blatherings

UniArt

A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class joker…

Continue Reading
Posted in Blatherings

Blonde jigsaw

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out…

Continue Reading
Posted in Blatherings

One stone

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was Onestone. He hated that name and asked everyone not to…

Continue Reading
Posted in Blatherings

Gynaecologist’s Assistant

A young guy goes to the Job Centre in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he wants to…

Continue Reading
Posted in Blatherings

Consultation

She burst into the office and shouted. “Doctor, I can’t stand it! You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong!” He slowly surveyed her from head…

Continue Reading
Posted in Uncategorised

Three wishes

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly,…

Continue Reading
Posted in Blatherings

Grandma rocks

One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her teen age children of their thank-you note duties. As a result…

Continue Reading
Posted in Blatherings

English grammar

An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having…

Continue Reading