If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
A person is smart, people are stupid
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
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