Month: November 2011
Anniversay
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would…
Red Light
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to…
Bad Luck
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life been for you?” Ed asked. “Not too good,” Ted replied. “My…
Wise men talk because they have
Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.
Blonde horse sense
A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut…
The driver and the surgeon
A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma…
Too much computering
A woman and her husband are both in the Internet business, but it is the husband who’s the one who truly lives, eats, and breathes…
Bull sex
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local…
Insect repellant
A salesman was traveling through the Kentucky country side, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir,…
