Month: November 2011

Walking along the beach, Dave tripped over a half-buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a Genie materialized. “I can’t grant your…

A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be…

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see…

When Abe returned home from work, his wife Ruth said, “So how was your day?” He replied, “I met an artist and I’ve never met…

After Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to see my dyslexic friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said…

Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud. “What’s the matter, darling?” he asked…

The boy who had “made good” in town asked his old mother to come to London. He gave the old lady the best room in…

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day.” replied Roy ….

Y’know” said the Scotsman,” I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out…

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone….