Month: November 2011

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Milk the cow

The farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old buddy who is a tractor sales man. How is it going? Asks the…

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Clean shit … errr … shave

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave…

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Marry the ugly one…

A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, “If you marry my daughter, I’ll make you a partner, give you an expense account,…

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Honeymoon

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married…

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What a night

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can’t forget last…

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Truth will set you free

A fellow went to the red light district and walked into a brothel. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty, bare…

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I’m coming

Teacher: “Johnny, what’s wrong?” Johnny : “Our house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad all sleep in the same bed. Every night…

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Vacuum

The Professor asked, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” The blonde student asked, “Is it on…

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Stuffing

Young Simon was sitting in his grandmother’s kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal. “What are you doing?” Simon enquired. “Oh, I’m just stuffing the…

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Airport

The school bus driver stopped to pick up a kindergarten student. The bus driver saw an older woman hugging the boy as he left his…

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