Month: October 2011
Dead
One hot summer afternoon, a man is watching a ball game on TV while his wife is out cutting the grass. Between innings, he goes…
Breakin
“Get this,” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”…
The ensign
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting…
Done yet?
There is a subtle but important difference between the words “complete” and “finished.” When you marry the right one, you are complete. When you marry…
Politically Incorrect
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a policewoman, who was also blonde….
The Party Animal
A couple was driving home late at night after a party when the wife asked, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and…
Memory
I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she…
Flea Market Massacre
The greatest number of old ladies to perish while fighting at a flea market sale is 98, and took place at a Methodist Church Hall…
