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Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

A person is smart, people are stupid

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The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

Should I shut up now?

Blatherings

Flea Market Massacre

Jenolan 5 October 2011 0 546

The greatest number of old ladies to perish while fighting at a flea market sale is 98, and took place at a Methodist Church Hall in Sacramento, California, on February 12, 1991. When the doors opened at 10 a.m., the initial scramble to get in cost 16 lives, a further 25 being killed in a crush at the first table. A seven-way skirmish then broke out over a pinafore dress costing $1 which escalated into a full-scale melee resulting in another 18 lives being lost. A pitched battle over a headscarf then ensued and quickly spread throughout the hall, claiming 39 old women. The flea market sale raised $19.25 for local Boy Scouts.