Two Abos are riding across the Nullabor on a motorbike. The bike
breaks down so they start hitching a lift.
A truckie stops to see if he can help and the Abos ask
him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the truck as he is
carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries
everything he knows but is unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the
Abos he has to leave.
“Hey mate” they say “gissa pucken lift”.
The truckie once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying
20,000 bowling balls.
The Abos asks the truckie that if they can manage to fit in the
back, will he take them, and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves
and their motorbike into the back of the truck so the driver shuts the doors
and gets on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough
the coppers pull him up for speeding.
The walloper asks the driver what he is carrying to which he
replies: “Aboriginal Eggs”.
The plod obviously doesn't believe this so he demands to take a
look. He opens the back door and quickly slams it shut and locks it. He
gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many coppers as
possible. On being asked asks what emergency he has that requires so many
Police to attend.
“I've got a truck with 20,000 Aboriginal eggs in it – 2 have hatched and
the bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already”.
