Month: September 2011

Posted in Blatherings

The Devil Made Me Do It

The poor preacher was livid when his wife brought home a $500 dress. “What made you do this?” “I don’t know,” she cried. “I entered…

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Birth Control Pills

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control…

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How NOT Live A Long Life

Wife: “Let’s go out tonight and have some fun.” Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on for me!”

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Justice

The judge summoned the opposing lawyers to his chambers. Confronting the lawyers, the judge said: “Each of you has presented me with a bribe.” The…

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The Latest eBay Scam

Be careful what you purchase on eBay. A guy spent $50 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. Instructions said don’t use…

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Working hard

For the first few months of her job for a state government agency, Janet had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did…

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Not Speeding

A driver was surprised to be pulled over by a policeman and cried, “But I wasn’t speeding!” The officer patiently replied. “That’s true, sir. You…

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Hit and run

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the…

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Charm School

An instructor at a girls’ school in the southwest is giving her students what she calls a “charm course.” “You give your escort the chance…

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The Golf Hazard

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him,…

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