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The Defective Parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?’ The parrot says, ‘I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.’ ‘Holy...

Video: Flatulence

Name: Flatulence Category: Jokes, slips and funny things Date Added: 29 September 2011 – 05:24 PM Submitter: Jenolan Short Description: None Provided View Video

The Devil Made Me Do It

The poor preacher was livid when his wife brought home a $500 dress. “What made you do this?” “I don’t know,” she cried. “I entered the store, saw this dress, and suddenly found myself trying it on. It was as if the devil whispered, ‘You look great in that...

Birth Control Pills

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use...

How NOT Live A Long Life

Wife: “Let’s go out tonight and have some fun.” Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on for me!”

Justice

The judge summoned the opposing lawyers to his chambers. Confronting the lawyers, the judge said: “Each of you has presented me with a bribe.” The lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “Mr. Hearnski, you gave me $15,000. Mr. Joy, you gave me $10,000.” The judge then handed a check to attorney Hearnski....

The Latest eBay Scam

Be careful what you purchase on eBay. A guy spent $50 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. Instructions said don’t use it in the sunlight.

A Trip to Italy

A young woman from Melbourne was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. “You have so much to live for,” said the man.

Video: Zap!

Name: Zap! Category: Really? Date Added: 23 September 2011 – 08:17 AM Submitter: Jenolan Short Description: It’s an electric fence numnut View Video

Working hard

For the first few months of her job for a state government agency, Janet had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword puzzles. One day she expressed her boredom to a co-worker. “I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy. But there’s...