Month: September 2011

The poor preacher was livid when his wife brought home a $500 dress. “What made you do this?” “I don’t know,” she cried. “I entered…

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control…

Wife: “Let’s go out tonight and have some fun.” Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on for me!”

The judge summoned the opposing lawyers to his chambers. Confronting the lawyers, the judge said: “Each of you has presented me with a bribe.” The…

Be careful what you purchase on eBay. A guy spent $50 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. Instructions said don’t use…

For the first few months of her job for a state government agency, Janet had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did…

A driver was surprised to be pulled over by a policeman and cried, “But I wasn’t speeding!” The officer patiently replied. “That’s true, sir. You…

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the…

An instructor at a girls’ school in the southwest is giving her students what she calls a “charm course.” “You give your escort the chance…

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him,…