Month: August 2011
New baby
Jenolan 5 August 2011
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?” Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.”…
The pool
Jenolan 5 August 2011
A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim,…
Cute Blonde
Jenolan 4 August 2011
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next…
Cop vs the little girl
Jenolan 2 August 2011
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike”…
The Experiment
Jenolan 1 August 2011
Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put…