Month: August 2011

New baby

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?” Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.”…

The pool

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim,…

Cute Blonde

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next…

Cop vs the little girl

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike”…

The Experiment

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put…