Month: August 2011

Kiss

A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He…

A Head for Numbers

(Supposedly a true story) In this particular branch of the Army’s officer training school, the instructor was returning a test. The students identified their work…

What are Three questions a Philosophy Student always asks?

What is the meaning of life? What is the point of existance? Would you like fries with your order?

Because I am blonde

A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count…

Voodoo Dildo

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he…

Blueberry Hill

One day there was this teacher who was takin role in her class. Well, three students were missin it was billy sally and joe. Well,…

Chota Miyan the only man

Chota Miyan marries a naive young desi (country) londi (girl). On their Shaab-e-Aroosi (wedding night), he shows her his lund (penis) and tells her he’s…

Other way

The admirals daughter finally persuaded her father to allow her to marry the able seaman. The admiral was still worried about his decision some months…

Making pig

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might…

Quick honeymoon

The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to her husband, “you know, You’re really a lousy lover!” The husband replies, “How would you…