Month: August 2011
Hearing aid
An eldery patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again. Doctor, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must…
the Babies
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like…
Curious Little Johnny
Little Johnny was very curious, and one day he decided to sneak into a strip club to see what it was like. He waited until…
Getting Ready For A Night Out
A couple was all dressed up and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on the nightlight and the answering machine, covered the…
Three Irish Quickies
Riley sees blind man Paddy O’Sullivan on the street and says, “Paddy I hear you’ve been sky-diving” “Sure and it was a disaster,” says Paddy….
Fart in church
An elderly couple was attending a church service. About halfway through the wife leans over and says, “I just did a silent fart, what do…
Howler
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play. The…
Doggie position
It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position: the husband sits up and…
Screw or swim
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat…
Paying for it
There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed of spending holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to…
