Month: August 2011
Power poles
A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up telephone poles along a new highway and asked them to report at the end…
Portait
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,…
Made in the USA
John Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,…
What really happened when Elton John and David Furnish decided to have a baby?
They had their sperm mixed together and had a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby was born Elton and David were waiting…
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling…
A Young Scottish Lad And Lass
The young Scottish lad and lassie were seated on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. She looked at he and…
Italian Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit
Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, “Mario,…
New hostess
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the…
First Grade
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart…
King (Little Johhny)
Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king,…
