Curious Little Johnny

Little Johnny was very curious, and one day he decided to sneak into a strip club to see what it was like.

He waited until the bouncer's back was turn and scurried quietly to the front of the club, where he watched the strippers dance. When they had removed nearly all of their clothing he bolted out the door and ran down the street as fast as he could. He was running so fast he smacked right into a man and fell back on his bottom. “What's wrong young man?” asked the adult. “You look like you just saw a ghost!” “My mommy and daddy told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone. Well I was watching two ladies and all of a sudden I felt something hard!”