Month: August 2011

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Harlequin Novel Updated – 2011

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and…

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How About Some Money?

He had had quite a night: wining and dining, followed by love-making all night long. As he prepared to leave the next morning, she rolled…

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Redneck Honeymoon

A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked…

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Cops?

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, “Any cops following us?” The blonde…

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Breakthrough?

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. The only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day,…

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Thanks!

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs…

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Beware of the parrot

This postman is working on a new beat. He comes to a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT! He looks down the garden and,…

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Blonde airways

It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?”…

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Favorites

My teacher asked what was our favourite animal. I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she was wrong because everyone else laughed….

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Coke machine

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to…

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