Month: July 2011

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What’s new?

A teacher and his wife were sitting at the dinner table when the wife asked, “Anything new at work?” “No,” he replied. “I teach history,…

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SUV

Two old guys talking. One said to the other: “My 65th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV”. Other guy: “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine, an…

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Thumb sucking?

A little girl brought a friend home after school one day. She and her friend stopped at her moms door to let her know they…

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Cougar Chat

Two thirty-something women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you,…

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Decisions

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in…

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Rome

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,…

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Mother-in-law

Two friends are talking in a bar. “My Mother-In-Law died yesterday!” said the first. “Sorry to hear that,” replied his friend. “How did she die?”…

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Anything

A pretty young college student visited her professor’s office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt down before him. “I…

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Professional courtesy

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as…

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Golf

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned…

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