« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
A person is smart, people are stupid
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
You can never have enough of too much
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
‘erbie denies any culpability, but really enjoyed the bufoonery. Gotta admire the ease with which our ‘Sets the standard for the world’ government can crush it’s citizens so-called rights while the perp’s get rich and are above the law.
A peck in time is better than no peck at all.