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Archive of : May, 2011

Will Power

Morty arrives home from work and as soon as he sets foot in the house,

Frog

A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might...

Moth

A man goes in to see a family physician. The doctor goes into the room

Top Gear – female version?

Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful.” The third said, “Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to...

Load of bull

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine

The reward

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time,...

Nails

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually...

A blonde in church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan . ‘This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I...

Stuck

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her...

Would You Dare?

Brian and Susie got into an argument and neither would admit that they were wrong. Finally, Susie said, “Look. I’ll make you a deal. I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I was right.” “Fine,” said Brian. Susie took a deep breath, gritted her teeth and said, “I’m wrong.”...