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Moral

A 5th grade teacher assigns her students homework. She tells them they

Begging

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a

I forgot!

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends’ home for dinner one

The Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. “Ma’am,” he explained, “I’m on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar.” “Wow,” the woman...

Cure snoring .. oohrah!

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was

Headache not allowed

It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps...

Happily married … or else

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well,” explained the husband, “it...

Speak clearly!

A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him, and now he can say only one word a year. So he waits 14 agonizing years – accumulating all his words – before approaching his beloved....

Truth

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all between 10 and 12 years of age. The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, “What are you doing...

The Nun

Not long after his marriage, Joe Jr and his father Joe Sr, met for lunch. “Well, son,” asked Joe Sr, “how is married life treating you?” “Not very well, I’m afraid,” sighed Junior. “It seems I married a nun.” “A nun?” his father questioned. “That’s right,” moaned Joe Jr....