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Archive of : January, 2011

A Traditional Irish Wedding

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride’s and groom’s families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to break...

Bugger!

Two guys are drinking in a bar. One says, “Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?” “BUGGER !” says his friend. “And I just joined Rotary…..”

Politically Incorrect Aussie Humor :: New Zealand Race Horses

Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast? a. Superior breeding. b. Superior training. c. Superior breeding and training. d. They have seen what happens to the sheep …

A Day In A Life

You pick up a gorgeous hitch hiker. That’s good. She faints inside your car. That’s not good. You take her to a hospital where they say she’s pregnant and congratulate you. That’s bad. You say you’re not the father, but she says you are. That’s stressful. You request a...

The Funeral Procession

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary...

The Princess

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the Pincess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would – no matter what: metal, wood, stone, you name it -  anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of...

The priest

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cockwas missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he...

Childhood Sweethearts

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighbourhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared and where he had carved “I love you, Sally”....

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IRISH COFFEE

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when...