Archive of : January, 2011

A Traditional Irish Wedding


Politically Incorrect Aussie Humor :: New Zealand Race Horses

b. Superior training. c. Superior breeding and training. d. They have seen what happens to the sheep … ]]>

A Day In A Life

She faints inside your car. That’s not good. You take her to a hospital where they say she’s pregnant and congratulate you. That’s bad. You say you’re not the father, but she says you are. That’s stressful. You request a DNA test to prove it’s not yours, which it...

The Funeral Procession

The Princess

– Answer: M&M’s, of course, they melt in your mouth, not in your hand! – What were you thinking, you perverts? Hehehe! ]]>

The priest

‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?’ All the women stood up. ‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?’ Half the women stood up. ‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t...

Childhood Sweethearts

Life Insurance Sales


a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.’ It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as  to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, ‘Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!’ ‘Really? What happened?’...