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Archive of : December, 2010

“GENE’YUS AT WURK”

1st Person: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?” 2nd Person: “A little. What’s wrong?” 1st Person: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.” 2nd...

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If is so advanced, why does it only have a and a ? Without it can’t get anywhere and without it can’t do anything, not to mention the bits for procreation.

Lawyer in Heaven

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.” “Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.” “How’d you get that?” the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: “We added...

Depression party

We had a depression fair in the back yard. A major game there was Pin the Blame on the Donkey. As Marvin would say .. well he did; Now the world has gone to bed Darkness won’t engulf my head I can see by infra-red How I hate the...

Aussie Non-PC Humor

“As I was watching the Commonwealth

Late Night Lecture

A man is stopped by the police at

Shopping Early

The judge was in the holiday spirit when he asked the prisoner, “And what are

Snail Mail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens...

Prostitution?

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his...

Alligator Ballz

A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, “Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.”...