Archive of : December, 2010


2nd Person: “A little. What’s wrong?” 1st Person: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.” 2nd Person: How did you load the sheet?” 1st Person:...


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Lawyer in Heaven

Depression party

Now the world has gone to bed Darkness won’t engulf my head I can see by infra-red How I hate the night How I hate the night Now I lay me down to sleep Try to count electric sheep Sweet dream wishes you can keep How I hate the...

Aussie Non-PC Humor

Late Night Lecture

Shopping Early

Snail Mail


Alligator Ballz