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Archive of : November, 2010

Like A Deck of Cards…

Marriage is like a deck of

Touche!… Military Style

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: “Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve...

The Butterfly Joke

Q. How can you tell when a butterfly farts? A. Show Answer ▼

Grandpa’s Advice

I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in your life won’t come from a teacher, the library or the Internet. It comes from a mentor, and on a very personal level. My long-since passed away  grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me it is...

Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I’m glad we’ve bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey – a most delicious bird. On the third day...

Tough Guys

How tough are Australians ? The scene is set – a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Australia, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado...

Politically Incorrect

The Pope and Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard are on the same stage at the MCG in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans toward Ms. Gillard, saying, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go...

Know when to give up

Military Humour?

The Commanding Officer of a U.S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. “How much of sex is work and how much is pleasure?” The X.O. said 75% work, 25% pleasure....

Health Insurance

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment....