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Archive of : September, 2010

Eve’s Side of the Story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So, how is everything going?” inquired God. “It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is...

A Bloody Great Aussie Poem

The sun was hot already – it was only 8 o’clock The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock. He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams. He stopped and...

How The Fight Started

I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work. I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn’t you know it…. he was a dwarf. He stormed over to my...

Computer Trouble

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control at NASA and asked him to come over and have a look at it. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he...

9 Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they...

At The Horse Auction

Lil’ Bobby attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses’ legs, rumps, and chests. After a few minutes, Bobby asked, “Pop, why are you doing that?” “Because I’m thinking of buying these...

Suspicion

A blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she got out and buys a gun. She then goes to his apartment unexpectedly and, when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. The blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to...

Pigs Are Smart

A farmer in Macon, Georgia, had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split...

Golf Humor

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and...

Genie

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him...