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Archive of : June, 2010

Tender Food

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.” The second cannibal...

A walk on the wild side

Our secretary heard this during a talent show at a retirement village. A retirement village decided to hold a Singles Dance, at which this very sweet 90-year-old gentleman met a very sweet 90-year-old lady, and they danced and talked and laughed, and just hit it off great. They continued...

Cliff Jumping

Two guys are drinking at a bar on the edge of a cliff. The first guy turns to the second guy and says “I bet you a hundred bucks I can jump off the cliff and be back here uninjured in 15 minutes.” The second guy laughs and agrees...

Camping with Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping

Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. “Why?” she asked. “Because it’s been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs”, I said. At this...

Jar Number 47

A new doctor had arrived in town. He

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