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Don’t argue with idiots

Don’t argue with idiots

LOC35 :: The undiscovered country

Ode to Costello?

To be, or not to be: that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them. To die; to sleep; No more; and by a sleep...

A Clean Joke

Ash Tree

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, have been growing in the woods for decades, when a new tree starts growing between them. The beech says to the birch, “That youngster down there is too far away for me to see clearly, is it a son of a...

Old Bessie

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine,” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into...

Positive Thinking :: oh YEAH!

Think Positive, oh yeah could not have said it better meself

Oh yeah I can relate to this!

Three Tortoises

Three tortoises, George, Dick and Don, decide to go on a picnic. Dick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so, it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Dick unpacks the food...

Who’s on First

An oldie but a goodie

The Bathtub Test

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said...

Profound Comments

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her...

Computer Humor

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try...