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A Clean Joke

Ash Tree

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, have been growing in the woods for decades, when a new tree starts growing between them. The beech says to the birch, “That youngster down there is too far away for me to see clearly, is it a son of a...

Old Bessie

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine,” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into...

Positive Thinking :: oh YEAH!

Think Positive, oh yeah could not have said it better meself

Oh yeah I can relate to this!

Three Tortoises

Three tortoises, George, Dick and Don, decide to go on a picnic. Dick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so, it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Dick unpacks the food...

Who’s on First

An oldie but a goodie

The Bathtub Test

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said...

Profound Comments

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her...

Computer Humor

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try...

The Dinner Party

A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. “Ma’am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the middle of the salmon.” Light on her feet, the hostess told her to replace the missing portion with canned salmon,...

The Blonde Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out into the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots. So he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking the cowboy up, the sheriff asked, “Why...